Jennifer Aniston can’t be happier these days. Her movie ‘Marley & Me’ topped the box office with $36.3 million this weekend, which was a big punch on Brad’s face with his movie coming in the third place on the weekend box office, and she didn’t have to spend the holiday with her toy boy Johnny as it turned out their getting together was just a publicity stunt, as I predicted.
Now she is in Mexico for NYE as she was spotted earlier this week arriving in Los Cabos, along with Courteney Cox and Laura Dern.
Has your father ever taken you to a corner, tired of your childish bullshit and your stupidity that doesn’t seem to change, and told you “you have so much to learn and everything you do is just wrong”, while trying to be as smooth as he can be?
Well, the same kinda shit happened to Jennifer Annston earlier today when The Early Show host Harry Smith brought up her GQ cover and told her ‘get over yourself you are a fucking 40-year-old aka too old for this kind of experimenting’.
With every word he utters during this interview I couldn’t help but love him like no one ever did!
Something is really wrong with Jennifer Aniston these days. No one ever went through so much crazy shit to publicize a family dramedy in the history of Hollywood or not that I know of. Even Tom Cruise’s attempt in whoring his Nazi movie that comes on Christmas day, seems to be fair in compare to Jenny’s. She is acting like her life depends on this dog movie. Is the movie like that bad that she needs to do whatever it takes to save it? I really should watch it to see how bad it is, even though I don’t watch family comedies like ever. Or is it that she knows this probably be her last movie and she should do whatever she ever wanted to do during her career in the name of movie publicity. It all seems so much anyhow.
In her last desperate attempt to publicize her new movie, Jennifer Aniston takes the lover if I may say, John Mayer out in front of the paps for some good oh-we-are-so-in-love gesture. Not that Mayer minds being seen and press-whoring himself, but the way she puts on a big fake smile on her face, and her hands around his waist like he is a teenage girl who needs to be shown love to let you enter her, it all seems to make Johnny all uncomfortable as his face says in this photos.
The two were at some La Esquina resturant in NYC last night having dinner with Kelly Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos.
Something tells me that the story of GQ nude cover is not going to be old for a long long time. Jennifer Aniston sure knows how to work it when it come to publicity for her movies. People are going to talk about that racy cover for as long as they have nothing better to say. Even if she marries or have kids, every time someone in Hollywood gets to hang out with her or interview her, the first thing they want to know is how does she still feels about being naked on the magazine.
Anyhow, she appeared last night night on David Letterman’s show, and as David was showing her nude photos and discussing it, Jennifer bends down and give him a gift: the necktie from the photo shoot. Then when she is helping Dave to tie it around his neck, she gets to say look at me “I’m dressing Dave! That’s a historic moment in my career.”
She must have been trying to distract people from the whole naked story.
One of the greatest things about being a celebrity is that you can go naked in the eyes of the entire nation, and call it an art, a publicity, PETA ad, or anything you want. No inhibition is always guaranteed!
In Jennifer Aniston’s case it’s mostly a blend of everything, and most importantly promoting her new movie. Well, she has a great bod and she is showing it off good.
Appearing on the January issue of GQ, she gets to talk about her upcoming movie, and some feminist stuff, but she first crank it up a notch with a joke about her and Angelina Jolie, saying: “The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends.That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…”
Her feminist views is the part that I will never get on her, and she keeps them coming every now and then: “Look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine (more cliches!). There are too many movies out there that don’t empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that’s not my favorite theme.”
Having said these, I’m not going to bring the whole feature here, since frankly, I don’t think anyone cares about it after seeing her so good naked.
Jennifer Aniston doesn’t know a shit about anything and business is one of them. To promote her new upcoming comedy, she goes on talking to the press and as usual she only talks about herself and how big she think she is. That’s sick, This time in her recent interview with UStoday, she says she is the one who is sick. She is sick of people being so much interested in her: “I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your fucking business.’ Seriously, it’s enough. And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man. Don’t shoot the messenger.”
That’s one sign of feeling lonely, you always think you are the center of the universe and people wake up thinking of you. Sick over sick equals death I guess.
Then she goes saying: “There is no relationship ever — parents, a friendship, partners or lover — there’s no connection like that [between owner and pet] ever.”
Then stop filling the tabloid with your bullshit hun. Going to Ivy, fucking in hotels with that press whore, and covering half your face with bottles or newpapers. OOfff!
I bet in her new movie she looks moody as she is, and as her other movies. Who is she taking advise from? She can’t be behind this whole publicity, and it sucks anyway.
Someone stole some hot photos of Jennifer Aniston and made 2009 Desktop Calendar. In one of the photos, as seen here, she is wearing a sexy wet T-shirt, with no bra, and her boobs well showing, posing under a waterfall.
She has been in business for quite so long now, and all these years she tried to establish and maintain her image as a girl next door, and now everybody can enjoy her topless photo on their desktop. It was about time she reveals something racy and good for eyes.
I think it might be all her idea, since she is turning 40 soon, and she hasn’t done anything like this. But they say the photo has been stolen.
As a rep for her told the press about it: “I don’t think this is legal.The rights for those photographs belong to the photographers.”
An attorney also said the photos are a violation of the photographer’s rights.
She also recently was interviewed with Entertainment magazine, talking about the usual stuff; Vogue ‘uncool’ thing, and pregnancy, and the rumors.
This is my favorite part of her interview: “Yeah, right. It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!”
For his new movie “He’s Just Not That Into You,” director Ken Kwapis casts a handful of stars including Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, and Drew Barrymore, Ben Affleck, Bradley Cooper, Justin Long, and the seductress Scarlett Johansson.
The comedy is based on a New York Times bestseller with the same title written by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, and was inspired by an episode of Sex and the City titled “Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little.” The movie about the complications of modern romance is due on February 6th. Jennifer Aniston told the New York Times Magazine earlier this month that “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into You! Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The other would be more empowering. I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find “The Man”. It is just not up my alley. I don’t believe in it.”
In the film Scarlett Johansson takes a skinny dip in front of co-star Bradley Cooper, who plays a married man.
John Mayer is demonstrating his skill as a monkey. This might actually be the key to his success with Jennifer Aniston and his other lovers. Not every guy is good with this position. I leave the rest to your imagination now.
